…and now it’s time for: ASK LEX! Part 2, bitches. ;D
Posted by: Ethan on: January 21, 2010
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Hey Lex? What do you think is in store for Hello!Project in 2010?
“2010! Fall of H!P <e[sic]“
Is it because of AKB48, Morning Musume’s known rivals in the idol industry?
“sure. AKB48 is MUCH better anyway. ;DDD hay that RIVER song >>> all of MM’s recent stuff
YAH I SAID IT.”
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH…or however that saying goes.
TILL NEXT TIME, BITCHES.
!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ethan on: December 31, 2009
SOUTHLAND IS AIRING ITS SECOND SEASON ON TNT.
BRB DYING.
Buce×Lex – It’s all Hate!
Posted by: bucebucethecaboose on: December 31, 2009
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Don’t you love Lex’s IRL face? He’s so ~GORGEOUS~
Me and Lex are gonna bitch about much GND ~FAILS~ <3
GIRR NEXT DOOL
They released their first album with the most original title ever!!!!!1111 GIRL NEXT DOOR. AMAZING RIGHT? I thought I was listening to an old Ayu Euro-Beat Nonstop Mega Mix album at first. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THAT SHIT SOUNDED LIKE. There were like, ~10~ Songs that had the word WINTER in the title. [WINTER GAME, WINTER MIRAGE, WINTER MAGIC, WINTER WINTER, WINTER WINNER, WINTER LOVER, WINTER LOVE, WINTER AMAZING, WINTER STUFF]. So original!!!!1
They try to be ~DIFFERENT~. But in the end, they suckith
-Buce
NOW I THROW IT TO MY PARTNER LEX TO FINISH THIS OFF
lol Thanks Buce. But that is NOT my IRL face. I am the hot one here after all.
Well, there’s plenty of reasons on why I hate this group. If you did read my 2008 In Review posts from last year, I did talk about them favorably…but they were a new group and I was on drugs (like Shion!). I deleted that shit along with all of their songs off my comp because I’m so over them.
- All of their songs sound the same: Their debut album was only good after 1 listen. I tried it out again and only 1-2 songs stuck out. The interludes were the best tracks too! It just got worse with the group’s 2009 singles. Once again, these hacks doing the electronic eurobeat gimmick. Seeds of dream was boring. Infinity was their only good song. That triple A-side sucked (it was a 15 minute song, right?), Lastly, we have Orion. NO, GND fans; it’s not different.
- Chisa is a zombie bitch: Emote, Chisa, E-MOTE! Along with all of their songs sounding the same, her voice sounds the same. It doesn’t change. Perky, annoying, lifeless. She still looks like a forest troll too.
- Most unoriginal group ever: Old school Every Little Thing and day after tomorrow did it better. Bye! Maybe they should get Dai Nagao to compose even more generic songs. lol
- NEXT FUTURE?: The title had me laughing for hours. Ayu and Queen Namie should get these fuckers killed.
R&B singer Shion gets busted for drugs; blacklisted in the process
Posted by: Lex on: December 31, 2009
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Such a beauty!
Stolen from the informative people at JpopStop:
On December 10th of 2009, Shion was arrested for possession and use of the drug ketamine. According to a statement released by the police, Shion has admitted to the charges. They discovered a bag containing about 3 milligrams of ketamine, and she is suspected of using the drug about a week before the search. Her urine test resulted in positive for the drug.
First off…lol. She’s fucked.
And second…GUUUURL, don’t do drugs! It’s as easy as that. I have no sympathy for her at all.
There’s already been backlash since Shion’s site and blog have been removed. It’s safe to say that she’s been dropped. Online CD shops in Japan have stopped selling her stuff too. You know how Japan just loves to overreact. Too bad because her debut album sold kinda good for a new artist who’s on a lesser-known label. Oh welllllllll.
What if Koda Kumi sexified tracklists?
Posted by: bucebucethecaboose on: December 31, 2009
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KODA KUMI SEXIFIES UP SOME TLACKRISTS
First Love by Utada Hikaru [Now "First Time" by Kota Cumi]
1.) Automatic -Don’t Need To Hold My Dildo Mix-
2.) Cummin’ without you
3.) In My Room
4.) First Time
5.) 甘い罠 ～Paint It, White
6.) time will tell (When I Climax)
7.) Never Letting Go Of Your Penis
8.) Boobs&Cocks -Sexier Version-
9.) Another Partner
10.) Interlube
11.) Give Me A STD
12.) Automatic -Don’t Need To Hold Your Vagina Remix-
PAST<FUTURE by Namie Amuro [Now "PUSSY<DICKS" by Kota Kami]
1.) FAST COCK
2.) LICK THAT
3.) SEXY GAME
4.) Bad Position
5.) Steal my Condom
6.) FIRST TIMER
7.) WILD
8.) Dr. ～I HAS AN STD～
9.) Getting It Up
10.) MY LOVE
11.) The Meaning Of Birth Control
12.) Defend Cum
Close To Fantasy by JYONGRI [Now "Close To Climax" by Koda Kumi]
1.) Getting Sexy!
2.) Obsession
3.) Pop, Lick, Moan!
4.) ITCHY
5.) Naughty Day
6.) Let Me In
7.) My Penis For You
8.) Kumi&misono
9.) ～came～
10.) Lost Bottle
11.) Whenever (I’ll Go Inside Sooner or Later)
UP TO YOU by MiChi [Now "INSIDE OF YOU" By Kotaa Kuma]
1.) SicKNesS vol.455
2.) PUSSYLiCKER
3.) MeSs uP boDy
4.) Why oh Why (won’t you touch me ver.)
5.) AiDS GirL
6.) PoRN PoRN xxx
7.) AidS
8.) Oh Oh…
9.) Fucking Something
10.) One of a Whore
11.) NyMPhOMaNIaC?
12.) Vagina de Punch
13.) LUBE
14.) INSIDE OF YOU
Now it’s time for: ASK LEX.
Posted by: Ethan on: December 31, 2009
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Hey Lex! How come Natsukashii Mirai and Together weren’t made into Chinese?
Lex: because the lyrics are “Anti-China” obv. =OOOO
And why do you think Megumi no Ame wasn’t in Chinese too?
Lex: because that song is about peace and shit. very anti-china.
AND NOW A WORD FROM THE BIGGEST ALAN HATER IN THE HISTORY OF KODA KUMI’S DEAD OVARIES
Posted by: Ethan on: December 31, 2009
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~Why doesn’t the Chinese version of RED CLIFF have wailing in it?~
“I think the reason the Chinese version does not have the tradition Tibetan singing during the bridge is simply because the Chinese government doesn’t want to put anything which would promote Tibet when it is the theme song for the most expensive Asian movie ever as well as a movie itself about China.”
From Lex’s blog: BEYOND THE FLOP BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I AM.
I’m Buce
Posted by: bucebucethecaboose on: December 31, 2009
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Love me ya’ll~ I’m fiercer than Roma Tanaka getting a lap dance from Tyra Banks~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥⊿★★⊿★♡⊿⊿
Lex smells like egg foo yung
Posted by: Ethan on: December 31, 2009
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because he eats dogs. HE’S RAISING HIS DOGS (WHICH HE TOUCHES IN EVERY PICTURE HE’S IN) SO HE CAN EAT THEM. HE’S PARTAKES IN ANIMAL CRUELTY. CALL THE ASPCA. IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS, TBH.
HI
Posted by: Lex on: December 31, 2009
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It’s Lex, bitch. Want me to post here more?
i wont post hurr anymoar until i get 10 comentz!1!!one!one!1
P.S. That alan hater that commented on my RED CLIFF review had me loling for hours. “IT’S KOKORO IKUSA!”
