Speaking of flops, did you guys see BoA’s WOO WEEKEND covers? I didn’t know she was on Prozac now. How tragic.

“2010! Fall of H!P <e[sic]“

Is it because of AKB48, Morning Musume’s known rivals in the idol industry?

“sure. AKB48 is MUCH better anyway. ;DDD hay that RIVER song >>> all of MM’s recent stuff
YAH I SAID IT.”

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH…or however that saying goes.

TILL NEXT TIME, BITCHES.

BRB DYING.

Me and Lex are gonna bitch about much GND ~FAILS~ <3

GIRR NEXT DOOL

They released their first album with the most original title ever!!!!!1111 GIRL NEXT DOOR. AMAZING RIGHT? I thought I was listening to an old Ayu Euro-Beat Nonstop Mega Mix album at first. BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THAT SHIT SOUNDED LIKE. There were like, ~10~ Songs that had the word WINTER in the title. [WINTER GAME, WINTER MIRAGE, WINTER MAGIC, WINTER WINTER, WINTER WINNER, WINTER LOVER, WINTER LOVE, WINTER AMAZING, WINTER STUFF]. So original!!!!1

They try to be ~DIFFERENT~. But in the end, they suckith
-Buce

NOW I THROW IT TO MY PARTNER LEX TO FINISH THIS OFF

lol Thanks Buce. But that is NOT my IRL face. I am the hot one here after all.
Well, there’s plenty of reasons on why I hate this group. If you did read my 2008 In Review posts from last year, I did talk about them favorably…but they were a new group and I was on drugs (like Shion!). I deleted that shit along with all of their songs off my comp because I’m so over them.

• All of their songs sound the same: Their debut album was only good after 1 listen. I tried it out again and only 1-2 songs stuck out. The interludes were the best tracks too! It just got worse with the group’s 2009 singles. Once again, these hacks doing the electronic eurobeat gimmick. Seeds of dream was boring. Infinity was their only good song. That triple A-side sucked (it was a 15 minute song, right?), Lastly, we have Orion. NO, GND fans; it’s not different.
• Chisa is a zombie bitch: Emote, Chisa, E-MOTE! Along with all of their songs sounding the same, her voice sounds the same. It doesn’t change. Perky, annoying, lifeless. She still looks like a forest troll too.
• Most unoriginal group ever: Old school Every Little Thing and day after tomorrow did it better. Bye! Maybe they should get Dai Nagao to compose even more generic songs. lol
• NEXT FUTURE?: The title had me laughing for hours. Ayu and Queen Namie should get these fuckers killed.

Such a beauty!

Stolen from the informative people at JpopStop:

On December 10th of 2009, Shion was arrested for possession and use of the drug ketamine. According to a statement released by the police, Shion has admitted to the charges. They discovered a bag containing about 3 milligrams of ketamine, and she is suspected of using the drug about a week before the search. Her urine test resulted in positive for the drug.

First off…lol. She’s fucked.

And second…GUUUURL, don’t do drugs! It’s as easy as that. I have no sympathy for her at all.

There’s already been backlash since Shion’s site and blog have been removed. It’s safe to say that she’s been dropped. Online CD shops in Japan have stopped selling her stuff too. You know how Japan just loves to overreact. Too bad because her debut album sold kinda good for a new artist who’s on a lesser-known label. Oh welllllllll.

First Love by Utada Hikaru [Now "First Time" by Kota Cumi]

1.) Automatic -Don’t Need To Hold My Dildo Mix-
2.) Cummin’ without you
3.) In My Room
4.) First Time
5.) 甘い罠 ～Paint It, White
6.) time will tell (When I Climax)
7.) Never Letting Go Of Your Penis
8.) Boobs&Cocks -Sexier Version-
9.) Another Partner
10.) Interlube
11.) Give Me A STD
12.) Automatic -Don’t Need To Hold Your Vagina Remix-

PAST<FUTURE by Namie Amuro [Now "PUSSY<DICKS" by Kota Kami]

1.) FAST COCK
2.) LICK THAT
3.) SEXY GAME
4.) Bad Position
5.) Steal my Condom
6.) FIRST TIMER
7.) WILD
8.) Dr. ～I HAS AN STD～
9.) Getting It Up
10.) MY LOVE
11.) The Meaning Of Birth Control
12.) Defend Cum

Close To Fantasy by JYONGRI [Now "Close To Climax" by Koda Kumi]

1.) Getting Sexy!
2.) Obsession
3.) Pop, Lick, Moan!
4.) ITCHY
5.) Naughty Day
6.) Let Me In
7.) My Penis For You
8.) Kumi&misono
9.) ～came～
10.) Lost Bottle
11.) Whenever (I’ll Go Inside Sooner or Later)

UP TO YOU by MiChi [Now "INSIDE OF YOU" By Kotaa Kuma]

1.) SicKNesS vol.455
2.) PUSSYLiCKER
3.) MeSs uP boDy
4.) Why oh Why (won’t you touch me ver.)
5.) AiDS GirL
6.) PoRN PoRN xxx
7.) AidS
8.) Oh Oh…
9.) Fucking Something
10.) One of a Whore
11.) NyMPhOMaNIaC?
12.) Vagina de Punch
13.) LUBE
14.) INSIDE OF YOU

Lex: because the lyrics are “Anti-China” obv. =OOOO

And why do you think Megumi no Ame wasn’t in Chinese too?

Lex: because that song is about peace and shit. very anti-china.

“I think the reason the Chinese version does not have the tradition Tibetan singing during the bridge is simply because the Chinese government doesn’t want to put anything which would promote Tibet when it is the theme song for the most expensive Asian movie ever as well as a movie itself about China.”

From Lex’s blog: BEYOND THE FLOP BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I AM.