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Posted on: June 12, 2010
This place is still here? Since ~CRISIS 2010~ is happening right now, I’ll be posting at this flop blog.
Speaking of flops, did you guys see BoA’s WOO WEEKEND covers? I didn’t know she was on Prozac now. How tragic.
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Such a beauty!
Stolen from the informative people at JpopStop:
On December 10th of 2009, Shion was arrested for possession and use of the drug ketamine. According to a statement released by the police, Shion has admitted to the charges. They discovered a bag containing about 3 milligrams of ketamine, and she is suspected of using the drug about a week before the search. Her urine test resulted in positive for the drug.
First off…lol. She’s fucked.
And second…GUUUURL, don’t do drugs! It’s as easy as that. I have no sympathy for her at all.
There’s already been backlash since Shion’s site and blog have been removed. It’s safe to say that she’s been dropped. Online CD shops in Japan have stopped selling her stuff too. You know how Japan just loves to overreact. Too bad because her debut album sold kinda good for a new artist who’s on a lesser-known label. Oh welllllllll.
HI
Posted on: December 31, 2009
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It’s Lex, bitch. Want me to post here more?
i wont post hurr anymoar until i get 10 comentz!1!!one!one!1
P.S. That alan hater that commented on my RED CLIFF review had me loling for hours. “IT’S KOKORO IKUSA!”
Roma Tanaka DRAMA!
Posted on: May 28, 2009
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So I’ve been reading around the Interwebz and saw some very dramatic and revealing things about Roma Tanaka (a.k.a. Hector lol). If you don’t know who he is, Google plz. I am lazy.
So everyone knows that he’s gay and his real name is Hector. No secrets there but I found out MOAR stuff. Here are some of the biggies:
- He slept with people to forward his career
- He’s a vain and self-centered drama queen
- He has a deformed penis (LOLOLOLOL)
- He’s into hardcore S&M
- He wants to redebut under the stage name “Hector Fierce” (TRUFAX)
Okay, that last one is false but OMG at everything else. POST YOUR THOUGHTS HERE, GUYS.
Also, I want to make another one of those profile posts like before, but WHO? I was thinking of maybe that frog faced whore Ami Suzuki or misono, Koda Kumi’s obese sister.
OMG, DID YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE OF GUNDAM?!!!?!?11!!? btw this is a Nami Tamaki post *cough*
Posted on: May 9, 2009
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Nami Tamaki. You’ve probably heard of her or watched the ~various anime~ that feature her songs. Or Maybe you just don’t give a shit. =O WELL, THE WORLD JUST DOESN’T REVOLVE AROUND ANIME, NOW DOES IT?
Anyway, this is NOT an anti-anime rant, but I’m trying! ♥
NAMI’S KAWAII STATS
Age: 20 (but will forever be 15 to otakus)
Birthplace: An anime convention in Wakayama.
Height: CHIBI LOL
Weight: CHIBI LOL
Sounds like: She needs some more helium.
Looks like: SUPER KAWAII DESU.
Discovered by: The pedos at Sony.
Debut single: Believe, and OMG IT WAS ON GUNDAM!
Latest single: GIVE ME UP, but who cares, this wasn’t on Gundam!
A member of: Your school’s anime club.
Hobbies: Collecting manga and posting shitty J-pop cover songs on YouTube.
Favorite quote: “INUYASHA?!?!??!?!?!”
Idolizes: Real singers.
Wishes she could be: On avex instead of Universal.
HAY LEX~
How did you get into Nami Tamaki?
WATCHING GUNDAM LOL This show on the International Channel (it doesn’t exist anymore, I think) called PopJapan TV. It’s how I discovered other Sony artists like Mika Nakashima, Sowelu, Ken Hirai, and Rie fu.
Do you actually LIKE her animu songs?
I do. XD
Actually, some of those songs are among the best in her discography. I just like to rip on the fanboys, that’s all. Try out Believe, Brightdown (which was NOT in Gundam lol), and Reason.
What about the non-animu songs?
A bunch! Daitan ni Ikimashou ↑Heart & Soul↑, Fortune, Get Wild, and EDEN are some of my top favorites.
What’s her best album?
MOST people will tell you Make Progress, but not me. Listen to Don’t Stay, her latest album. IT’S FIERCE.
STOP HATING ON ANIME, YOU JERK! YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!
LOL. Well, I USED to watch anime back in my angsty teenage years. I kind of got over it during my sophomore year of high school though. Oddly enough, which was around the same I was really getting into J-pop (among other things). COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
Rpattz isn’t here (he’s currently high and running away from Twihards) so Saaphyri will tackle the last question.
OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF NARUTO?!
“OH GURL, IT WAS SO GOOD THAT—”
She’s down, y’all! Medic!
alan is a tree hugging bitch!
Posted on: May 1, 2009
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OMFG, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. alan is pissed about all of you polluters and nasty people who are corrupting planet Earth! Now she’s out for blood and set to the destroy the human race one mountain wail at a time. If you didn’t notice already, the Earth > your personal well being. OBVIOUSLY. *eye roll*
ALAN’S STATS
Age: 21 (since her creation by angry Buddhist monks)
Birthplace: Tibet – land of love, peace, and all that other cute shit.
Height: Oppressed by China.
Weight: N/A
Religion: Satanism.
Government affiliation: Communism.
Sounds like: A mountain goat.
Looks like: A cutie until you’re fucking dead.
Discovered by: The frightened executives at avex.
Debut single: Ashita e no Sanka, a song that’s been wailing your head off since 2007.
Debut album: Voice of EARTH, the biggest piece of tree hugging propaganda you’ll ever see.
A member of: Greenpeace and other environmental terrorist groups.
Hobbies: Dismembering bodies and recycling.
Favorite quote: “TODAY JAPAN, TOMORROW THE WORLD. BWAHAHAHA.”
Wishes for: World harmony and all you bitches to stop throwing cans of soda into the ocean.
HAY LEX~
Why does everyone like alan?
Her eyes have the ability to manipulate a person’s thoughts. I mean, JUST LOOK A THEM. *is dazzled*
What was the “5 elemental singles” campaign about?
This was alan’s idea. She wanted to release 5 singles in 5 months for each element of her Satanic religion. After she proposed it to the executives at avex, they both had a huge laughing fit of evil. Money hungry minds think alike.
What does she think of the other bitches at avex?
Good question! alan sees some of them as potential threats in trying to save the Earth…but others not so much. Here’s a quick summary~
Ayumi Hamasaki: She is a HUUUUGE threat, but alan idolizes her at the same time. Her upbeat songs are very “Ayu-esque” and she wants huge ass eyes like her too.
Koda Kumi: Also a major threat since her sluttiness has been decaying the Earth. alan has been less worried since “ROTTEN AMNIOTIC FLUID SCANDAL 2008” though.
Hitomi Shimatani: Not a threat, but she’s jealous of her looks. As you should be, alan!
BoA: alan’s biggest rival. BoA, who is really a robot deployed by North Korea, is always one step ahead of her in the race for world domination.
Ami Suzuki: alan laughs at Ami’s floptastic career. She plans on getting her blacklisted again too.
Ai Otsuka: Somewhat of a threat. Ai’s cute looks and catchy pop tunes have started many bitchfits from alan.
Namie Amuro: Another huge rival. Like Koda, alan thinks she’s a huge cesspool of smut thanks to songs like WANT ME, WANT ME and Top Secret.
What songs do you recommend for new fans?
The alan chip embedded in my brain says ALL OF THEM.
I hope no one took this post seriously. lmao
BUT LEX, DOES RPATTZ LIKE ALAN?
This was his reaction after listening to Voice of EARTH:
“WTF IS THIS SHIT?!”
He doesn’t like her. Sorry. =(
Stephanie is a ~NATURAL BEAUTY~
Posted on: April 30, 2009
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Stephanie. What a sight to behold. Oh lordy, I have a love/hate relationship with her and you’ll understand why with this ~neat and handy~ list of facts along with an FAQ. FYI, if you’re a stan, please leave because this will be relentless.
STEPHANIE’S STATS
Age: 21 (7 during whistle notes)
Birthplace: The Suburbs
Ethnicity: Japanese, Armenian, and some troll.
Height: I don’t know, but she’s mostly legs.
Weight: Again, I don’t know, but it’s probably all up in her thighs.
Sounds like: Your cat dying.
Looks like: Lady GaGa on a good day.
Discovered by: Mika Nakashima’s desperate publicist.
Debut single: Kimi ga Iru Kagiri, a touching ballad about making your ears bleed.
Favorite piece of clothing: Her first pair of booty shorts.
Hobbies: Collecting stamps and doll heads.
Idolizes: Attractive people.
Wishes she could be: Namie Amuro’s left ankle.
HAY LEX~
Is she ugly?
YES. OMG I NEVER SAID THAT! HOW DARE YOU! She just needs new stylists and a change of wardrobe. lol
Do you think she has a nice voice?
Most of the time. It’s especially good when she’s not doing those damn whistle notes that make my dogs bark. Leave it to the professionals, bitch.
What about her debut album?
Eh, it’s not bad. There ARE some good songs on it like Friends and Truth, and I do like her rockish stuff. IMPORTANT INFO: Did you know that the album was advertised as a best-of? No? Well, YOU ARE HEARTLESS.
OMG ARE YOU GOING TO FEATURE HER AT BtS?
I’ll put up a vote. Actually, I’m not sure. You know how busy I am. ;D
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO HER?
I hate because I love. I REALLY used to dislike her when she debuted, but now it’s just a simmer. Maybe she’ll prove me wrong with her next album.
Okay bbz. What J-pop artist do you want to see get scrutinized next? ♥
BUT WAIT, WHAT DOES RPATTZ THINK???
He doesn’t give two shits. =(
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Here are the covers for Yuna Ito’s new album DREAM. I’m sure Mika Nakashima is going to sue her ass for stealing her creative album titles. TRUE, LOVE, MUSIC, YES, and VOICE vs. HEART, WISH, and DREAM. There is too much creativity up in here. I can’t stand it.
CD+DVD
CD only
Cheap font. </3 At least Yuna’s looking good. Along with the 3 A-sides (miss you, Koi wa groovy×2, and trust you) and that answer song with Spontania, 3 new songs have been confirmed:
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LOVE MACHINE GUN (which has been around for months)
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Love you (Seriously Yuna? SERIOUSLY?)
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no one else
There’s only supposed to be 11 tracks total. D< Still, this album is turning out to be great. DREAM is out on May 27th.
Mika is still fuming…she’s going to add a “YUNA ITO IS A DIRTY ROTTEN THIEF” tattoo next to the “TRUST YOUR VOICE” one.
THAT’S IT, I’M LEAVING!
Watch Southland Thursday nights on NBC. ;D
HEY FIERCE BITCHES.
Posted on: April 27, 2009
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OMG heeeeeeey. This is Lex from Beyond the Sea! So like, this is going to be a hot joint and collaboration blog between various people and I’m looking forward to it. Expect this blog to be totally random because we’re all going to post whatever the hell we want. I think it will be fun, tbh!
Anyway, expect a lot of posts from me. I’ll see you guys later!
Fated Light ~FINAL NIGHT~ 